in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
Yeah! I was just fired because there was an over hire and the new girl is hotter than me. Seeing as how the new girl is my baby sister I think punching my manager is excusable.
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
No work today. I woke up and someone had written "Markhot Penis = Party" on my forehead in sharpie. Do you know a Mark?
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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