His pick-up line from last night: "I bet you cant climb these stairs right now." Needless to say.. it worked.
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
Just used the leftover candycorn for candycorn vodka. Our house is trying to continue the Halloween spirit for as long as possible.
Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
Because of you I'm damaged goods. I'm a fucking soup can and you dropped me.
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