So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
They only remember me when they're drunk...I'm like a suppressed memory.
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
I woke up hugging a box of cheerios that had "wonder woman" written in sharpie on it. So much for a sober night.
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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