party started at 10. cops are coming to shut us down now and its 11. i already lostmy underwear and im wearing a sparkly thong on my haed. this has to be some kinda record.
I just accidently deleted 60 gigs of porn from my external hard drive. Thats over 300 pornos! I think im gonna cry.
Im surprised that you are even able to text me right now.
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
What a dumb baby whore.
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
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