I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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