Midget sex pt 2 tonight
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
Why am I in a dog kennel?
It was for your own safety
So you walked 4 miles to get home but stopped by the store first to get a vegetable tray? How drunk were you?
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
Today might be the day that I legitimately throw up in my saxophone.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
I am on my usual post-jerkoff high of eternal happiness. Like I could punch a fucking tiger.
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
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