when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
Well there's a microwave in my yard now too. I fucking Bruce/Caitlyn Jennered decathloned that bitch.
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
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