I heard we made out
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
We woke up, fucked, and shared a piece of my sister's first communion cake for breakfast.
And you thought you were going to hell last weekend.
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
We have so much sex to catch up on
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
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