i told him that if he starts being sappy its friends = off. he called me jerkface and drew on me w permanent marker. im either in love w him or we are twelve.
No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
I have unfollowed so many people the only things showing up in my newsfeed are dog rescues and sloth memes
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
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