Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
I just walked past a woman in the bar stroking a mans crotch, yelling 'I made this. I made this happen.'
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
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