PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
dude you need a shock collar for some of the things you say when you're drunk.
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
Like I could never be a lawyer because I would just look like a porn star impersonation of a lawyer.
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
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