oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
I just made bacon chili cheese fries for dinner...someday my kids are going to realize I'm a stoner & this will all make sense
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
What procrastination leads to: I have submitted a third of my job applications this week with a BAC that would get me arrested
Someone just asked me if I was chewing red hot gum.... I'm LITERALLY SWEATING OUT FIREBALL.
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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