I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
Your brother just informed me that half a mouthful is a unit of measurement. I love talking to members of your family.
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
Also- should we send out holiday cards? That say, "Eat a dick, 2014"?
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
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