member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
today i did the best job ever shaving. like my vagina is PERFECT. plus i straightened my hair for a good hour. if i don't get ass tonight, i'm killing a baby.
I just sneezed alcohol in a candle and started a fire.
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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