How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
Pounded a bottle of Moscato in my underwear while watching Pretty Little Liars...am I really gonna be 30 next year?
Overheard a drunk girl talk about how when she's drunk she believes in more than one God
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
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