I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
My girlfriend and my fuck buddy both started their periods this weekend. The good news is, neither of them are pregnant. The bad news is, I'll have to find someone else to fuck til next weekend. No wait.....that's good news too.
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
I just got a voicemail from some strange woman with a Russian accent. Are you ok?
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
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