Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
that's an acceptable place to lick
i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
i'm extremely hungover on the ski bus and the driver is playing abba. this. is. not. okay.
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
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