I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
I think i peed on brittanys purse
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
Now that I'm born again, I'm preserving my gift.
Your vagina isn't a White Elephant gift. You can't re-wrap it after it's already been given several times. That's white trash thinking.
I accidentally lit my hair on fire and we broke the bed. How was your night?
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
I blasted the Halloween Before Christmas soundtrack last night so my roommate wouldn't hear me having sex. Needless to say the sex got a little weird.
You kicked my dad IN THE NUTS right when he walked in.
Sorry, man. Thought he was a cop.
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