No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
You know what's worse than asking for the morning after pill? Asking for the morning after pill in a sketchy hospital in a foreign country where no one speaks English.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
The problem I'm having with looking for jobs while drunk is reading is really hard
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
Hey I need you to run the morning meeting, for reasons I can explain when I find out where I left my car
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
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