new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
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