so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
Well I can't message him and be like "hey I was behind you in CVS a month ago and I remembered your last name and DOB and looked you up on fb and added you so wanna hang out"
you didn't want to pay for the shots so you negotiated with the bartenders. Apparently 1 shot is worth 5 seconds of motor-boating you.
Just got arrested in my crocs and rolled up pants with a mr rogers sweater for literally fucking nothing can u come get me?
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
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