4 words: hood of his car
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
How come I'm the only one who's around when people show up? I had just taken a shit, I wasn't wearing pants, phantom of the opera was playing and the fridge said PENIS.
you would not believe what I got pierced last night...
son, I feel like that is a phrase a father never wants to hear.
can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? yo know what, nvm i want to be surprised
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
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