I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
I saved $70 from being to drunk to go out last night so I figured I could buy a new watch.
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
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