yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
I cut you off after you tried to do a shot out of a neti pot, down your nose.
explains the nose bleeds.
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
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