You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
Sooooooo Your wife and your girlfriend are making cat noises at one another via text
I want to fling myself into the sun
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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