Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
I am not going to ask my mother to pause a movie so I can have phone sex.
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
May the power of my ass compel you!!
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
I called you last night? What did I say??
That you love me forever and that I'm the greatest in the world now mohammed ali is dead...
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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