those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
Awkwardly walking by your fuck buddy and waving a casual hi in his direction like nothing has happened is probably the best thing in my life
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
Naked chocolate chip pancake making. I just spilled mix all over the place. My boobs are covered in flour. This is not going well.
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
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