Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
Eating a TV dinner and watching Goosebumps on Netflix, the sad, sad title of my autobiography.
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
I left my red butterfly dildo laying on my bedroom floor this morning....my landlord is currently showing the house to people. Fuck can't ever face him again.
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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