sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
apparently i peed in my fridge last night because my vegetable drawer was filled with it.
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
You guys I wore sweatpants to work today because I simply forgot to put on real pants and I had a weed brownie and a juice box for breakfast. I am not ready for parenting.
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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