Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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