your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
Randomize
