Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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