Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
mom just made me 'sorry-you-have-hpv-pancakes'
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
There was a huge crash. I came out of my room to find you sprawled out at the bottom of the stairs in your bra and panties. You looked at me, yelled 'WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE' and then ran back into his room.
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
Randomize