But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
I'm giving you permission to use the abortion money to pay for your DUI.
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
Hey do you eat chocolate chip pancakes with bacon in?
DO NOT MAIL ME A PANCAKE
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
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