He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
dude, i think i am in a porno. I was working out at the hotel gym and some chick was doing yoga and a guy comes up and says "good, now i know your flexible" then they started making out. WTF?
is wine microwaveable?
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
I'm more picky about my flip flops than the guys I sleep with
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
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