I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I'm twenty-five. I'm too old to be watching my friend throw up in Chipolte Parking lot.
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
Have you ever wanted to murder the Sun? To bring the life-giving fusion reactor to a bitter end because of the sheer agony it brings to your eyes as it keeps you awake. And for waking the birds. Fuck birds.
I currently don't understand fingers.
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
Randomize
