what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
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