She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
Burnt my ear trying to use the bathroom blow dryer as a telephone.
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
Question #1: Why am I on my living room floor? Question #2: Where did the bloody footprints come from? Question #3: Why are there two McChickens next to the wine bottle?
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
Why is there bacon in the couch?
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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