After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
I told her for every minute she spent down there, I would donate a dollar to the Haiti relief fund... totally worked
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
Nothing shouts "I'm single" like a thousand needlepoint pillows.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
Do you remember me asking for jerk off videos from Tinder guy?
Nah I don't remember that being part of the criteria
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
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