But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Buhtt sex?
So baked. Thought the twigs on the sidewalk were caterpillars with the ability to harden in self defense. Had to pick one up to be sure.
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
Is a Chipotle burrito an acceptable "sorry I ran over your cat" gift?
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
Yepp, I had to be the one to explain that the girl who was slapping people in the face with a dildo was my drunk girlfriend.
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
Today is the day I die from a hangover. I love you, mom. Farewell.
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
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