Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
The verizon commercial has a magical pinata. Candy just keeps coming out. It must be a portal to a candy universe.
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
some crying dude holding an empty fifth of burnetts just showed up at our door and asked 'do i live here?'
make sure nobody uses the downstairs toilet. i like to have an unused toilet for the weekends. dont shit where you puke i always say.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
Just set up my first threesome: a rapper and a Marine. Pretty sure at least 80% of girls in America hate me right now.
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
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