So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
I blasted the Halloween Before Christmas soundtrack last night so my roommate wouldn't hear me having sex. Needless to say the sex got a little weird.
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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