if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
I know it basically makes me the worst feminist ever, but I don't want to kill my own spiders. And I will pay my personal spider hit man with sammiches and unlimited , uninhibited access to my vagina.
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
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