just went to get groceries. a cashier said she saw me last night. i guess i carried a broom back from the party and swept the street the whole walk back...and i claimed to be in the cast of wicked
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
If I don't have tequila in my hand soon, I'm going to have to violate human rights laws
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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