doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
Don't bother coming over to clean the mess. I already paid two kids 5 bucks for it, just didn't tell them you peed all over the place. You do owe me 5 bucks though
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
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