Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
I know it was you because you're the only person I know who gets drunk and craves soup.
Soup is delicious
They put me in charge of something. Why the fuck would you look at me and put me in charge of something while i'm double fisting peach mimosas at a baby shower
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
My plan to masturbate 34 times on my 34th birthday backfired. Do you still have those crutches?
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
I'm too drunk to explain this to you. It's too hard.
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
I’ve had a lot of vodka, 3 different dicks and no food since last night. Come get me
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