Walk of Shame. In a state park.
Have you ever been so weak from sleep you couldn't push your poo out?
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
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