I thought smoking would make her look better, but all it did was enlighten me to her snaggletooth
Sounds like a blessing in disguise
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
Sorry my hands just texted you
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
Come on in and take your pants off
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