She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
I poured everyones drinks into the ice bucket and then stuck my face in it. Apparently I'm a greedy drunk.
Great night. I'm in the middle of explaining to her how the stock market works and she just rips my pants off and starts blowing me. Nerdiest blowjob ever.
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
I found my spirit animal in the shower. It's a sloth/bear that lives in my chest.
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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