i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
I just drove by a church. On the sign out front was written 'crocodile cock'. On both sides.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
Siri makes being stoned even easier. I don't even Have to type my texts myself
Though I typed a half of that one
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
My ass is underappreciated
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
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