no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
Shes sitting on the front porch puking in to the pumpkin she just carved...in the rain. I guess pumpkin spice tequila shots wasnt our best idea.
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
No more vodka shots for you. Last night you begged a man on your knees to sell you his beard. He had no beard.
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
I am on my usual post-jerkoff high of eternal happiness. Like I could punch a fucking tiger.
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
Apparently we don't communicate very well unless we're drunk and/or naked
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
Promise me if ever I think I can't do anything, remind me that I waxed my own butthole
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