Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
Please come and kill me with a brick you dont even have to be nice about it just smash myfucking skull in this is the worst hangover ive had for at least a week
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
My roommate definitely just walked in on me playing the piano naked.
By piano you mean.....
Like literally a piano.
Ohhhh that's kind of embarrassing.
Fell off the toilet trying to reach to put my tampon in the garbage. Pride hurts real bad.
don't do laundry while your drunk! i found a ketchup bottle & clothes hanger in the washer this morning!
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