Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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