New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
Just had a handjob preempted by a huge bolt of static electricity leaping from her fingertip to my sack. I hate this time of year.
porn star boner night. come get it.
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
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